What Accountans Want


Thought you guys might appreciate this one :

A final year accounting student sees his buddy ride past on a new bicycle. So he stops his friend and quizzes him about the origin of the bike.”The funniest thing happened the other day”, the friend begins, “this first year student is pushing her bike past me, when suddenly she stops, takes off all her clothes and tells me to take what I want!!!!” To which the first student replies, “Good choice, the clothes wouldn’t have fitted anyway!!”.

OMG!

Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two’s hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, “What is this?” to which accountant number one replies, “it’s that $50 I owe you.”

An auditor is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.  “Doctor, I just can’t get sleep at night.”
“Have you tried counting sheep?”
“That’s the problem – I make a mistake and then spend many hours trying to find it.”