Thought you guys might appreciate this one :

A final year accounting student sees his buddy ride past on a new bicycle. So he stops his friend and quizzes him about the origin of the bike.”The funniest thing happened the other day”, the friend begins, “this first year student is pushing her bike past me, when suddenly she stops, takes off all her clothes and tells me to take what I want!!!!” To which the first student replies, “Good choice, the clothes wouldn’t have fitted anyway!!”.

OMG!