10. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their processes.
9. You get all excited it’s Saturday so you can wear casual clothes to work.
8. You refer to the tomatoes in your garden as deliverables.
7. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for living.
6. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
5. You wear gray to work instead of navy blue to make a bold fashion statement.
4. You know the people at the airport and hotel better than your next door neighbors.
3. Ask your friends to “think out of box” when making Friday night plans.
2. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.
1. You think a “half-day” means leaving at 5 o’clock.
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June 30, 2009
Ten Signs You Work in an Audit Firm
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February 6, 2009
Accountants in Pop Culture- Characters
Posted by Moderator under Accountant List | Tags: Death and Taxes, Dick Francis, Look Who's Talking, Risk, Roland Brittain, Schildler's List, Susan Dunlop, Wanted |Leave a Comment
* The mother and her both parents in Look Who’s Talking
* Roland Brittain, the protagonist in Risk by Dick Francis
* The villain in Death and Taxes by Susan Dunlop
* Some of Michael Jackson’s best friends
* Wanted
*Schindler’s list